i guess this tea cod be wworse
==> Jade: Try “Coffee”
Here I Am Drinking A Nice Civilized Espresso For Lovely Coffeestuck
GG: ummm…. whats coffee??? we dont have coffee on the island!! sorry :(
TG: oh vantas
TG: i knew you liked that drink
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WORK THIS THING?
CG: DAVE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WORK THIS THING? WHY IS YOUR LIQUID CONTAINER BRIGHTER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE?
TG: you have to turn off the flash genius
CG: NOW YOUR BLURRY.
TG: fine turn the flash back on
CG: DAVE YOU FUCKASS.
TG: it was gonna be a shit photo anyway
karkats first ever starbucks experience
TG: here we have the little fucker checkin out his goods
TG: look at that sexy ass face
TG: cute isnt he
CG: THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT
TG: then why do you keep drinking it
TG: hey whats in that bag
CG: THE COFFEE DRONE GAVE ME SOME SORT OF BALL ON A STICK. IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE NUTRITION?
TG: why dont you try it
CG: LIKE THIS?
TG: uh yeah sure
TG: and there you have it folks
TG: episode one of retards in a coffeshop